I’ll have one shot of 2% and a chocolate mint sandwich on the side. And keep ‘em coming.

Now let’s just get a few facts straight before we get started this week:  Yes, I’ve been to several bars in my lifetime.  Yes, I may still frequent bars from time to time.  And yes, I may have even worked at a bar or two during my university days (tough to remember, details somewhat blurry).  But I have never, ever, in my wildest dreams, been to….wait for it….a milk bar?! And more to the point, a milk and cookie bar!